Guns, guns and more guns

Dear police: don’t attack me. I don’t own any guns in real life. Readers: today I would like to share my top picks for modern, reliable firearms for the home and the road. You could say I’m an enthusiast, though I’ve never handled a firearm (besides a crossbow) in my life. I believe every man […]

A foolproof marriage contract

I offer to all readers of “The Sound of Time” a marriage contract text, written and drafted by myself, for the purpose of securing the faith of a woman by a man for all time starting from the time of proclamation. The contract is meant to be read by a nominee in the presence of […]

“Made of your love” (a song)

I’m made of your love Made of your love My insides are based on your life My insides are based on your life I’m made of your love Made of your love You’re a pattern inside my body You’re a pattern inside my body I’m made of your love Made of your love

“San Jose” (a poem)

I make war on Mexico So I get my shiny bow You ain’t got that Roman face The pope is sitting in his place We don’t smoke no tobacco We only do Cali Gold Ain’t got you no white pussay Y’all gon’ read them books today I sing all the songs ’round hear Y’all just […]

The CPU of the future

… will not have a clock signal generator. Clock signals are entirely superfluous for graphical and logical computation. And this unnecessary clocking circuitry uses a vast amount of electric power in modern computer systems. As computer scientists know, any logical system can be represented by an “FSM” or finite state machine. By that same argument, […]